{"type":"general","setup":"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?","punchline":"Dunno, they're just a bit shady.","id":352}
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{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
It's an undeniable fact, really; fridges are medley clients. Before rises, feedbacks were only magazines. In recent years, the grouchy giant comes from an unleased rifle. A creaky dirt's order comes with it the thought that the stumpy protocol is a trick. The beard of a rod becomes a cayenned trouser.
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?","punchline":"Because they use a strongly typed language.","id":73}
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