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Francesco Alberi was an Italian Neoclassical style painter, active in Bologna, Padua, Rimini and Rome.
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Malcolm Glenn Wyer was an American librarian and the president of the American Library Association from 1936 to 1937. Wyer was born in Concordia, Kansas, and moved with his family to Minnesota because of health problems caused by malarial fever. He graduated from Minneapolis Central High School and went to the University of Minnesota, where he received his B A. in 1899 and M.A. in 1901. In 1903, Wyer received a Library Science degree from New York State Library School.
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